I hate Milbury, and maybe I’m giving him too much credit here, but no one on NBC would acknowledge the fact that Subban was holding onto Crosby’s stick, and not letting him get up. Crosby was frustrated, his top hand was still holding the stick, and it was right next to Subban’s helmet, so he was “punching” (more of…

I hate to even sound like I agree with dingleberry on anything but with the play still going on if PK just lets go of Sid and his stick he doesn’t ride it into the ice.

Subban punched Crosby in the back of the head repeatedly in game 1, which may have been what he was referring to for why he “had it coming.”

I don’t think so. That sounds pretty correct for the collective America now.

[witty golf reference that undercuts the fact that we’re watching a guy freefall into opiate addiction]

Because no one gives a flying fuck about barstool sports?

I’ve wondered that myself. But I would argue there are three good historical excuses:

That’s blocked, too. They’re listed under the “adult” section. Which is funny given the middle school level of content on their site but I don’t make the rules, just the exclusions.

I was kidding. But I hate the term interwebs. It’s the pinnacle of dad humor right now.

So why are there only 3 articles with the Barstool Sports tag in the entirety of Deadspin history? Compare that with their coverage of The Ringer, for example.

Barstool ——-> because Breitbart doesn’t have enough sports

PMT is legit Deadspin circa 2010 quality and then some. It is exactly what Deadspin was when it was.

Fellow award winning listener here;

We implemented a new firewall at work that blocks certain sites that center around things like gambling, shopping, porn, etc. You know, stuff you shouldn’t be looking at while at work. The next day someone came in complaining that they couldn’t access Barstool Sports anymore. I told them I was doing them a favor.

All. Tweets, blogposts, articles, whatever attributed to Barstool Sports should be generically referred to as Stool Samples.

He earned his stripes at the Battle of the Golden Corral Sea.

(Barshit or barstool or whatever the fuck it is)

Ugh what sucks is despite Barstool continuing to be a festering cesspool of bro culture, since they received a hefty investment (from the Chernin Group), they’ve been able to get some good talent. I feel almost guilty listening to Pardon My Take because I know it’s supporting that shithole of a website. Fuck, they do…

Spagnuolo later apologized if anyone was offended but his personal animosity toward fat people was because his father had spent years of his life fighting the morbidly obese.

Goddammit, now I’m reminded that Barstool Sports is a thing that exists.