Nobody should be particularly surprised, but it’s good this is all coming to light. Hopefully, Baylor can be held to account.

HOT TAKESHIMA

They should host the Olympics there. First in 2018 for the Winter Games and then 2020 for the Summer Games.

Shit’s called Takeshima, not Giveshima.

Mariah Carey’s career was the final fatality of 2016.

Okay, let’s dumb it down for you. Say that you, Michael Everson, have had your house burgled. After a year, the investigators issue a report indicating that, yes, they do believe your house may — possibly — been burgled, and they have a pretty darn good idea who might have done the burgling. But...they won’t tell you…

I see the humor in your comment, but the capture of ESPN’s editorial staff by their sports industry partners is complete. Everything that comes from ESPN is suspect.

Oh god, we are just getting rid of the petulant Penn Staters, now we will have the bitchy Baylor Rapey-Bears. GREAT.

Given Ken Starr’s ability to make something out of nothing, it is funny he can also make nothing out of something.

Baylor doesn’t give a rats ass and are full of it. Here’s why:

Reading, how does it work?!?

ESPN thought Lenay Kekua was a real person, too.

The major new milestone on ESPN was brought to you by Pennzoil. Pennzoil, for your engine’s next milestone. This one is brought to us by common sense and whatever kitchen thing the Kinja Deals team trots out, which I will buy.

We Jews refer to him as Moses.

Baylor’s report is fraudulent in that it calls itself a report, yet does not actually impart any information. But hey, I only read the article once so maybe I’m not up to your level of nuance.

Gee you have low standards.

Because nothing says transparency and contrition like “some things happened, they’re bad’ish, some people might lose their jobs, we’re not sure” and then *spirit fingers*

“Someone did something bad. At some point. Whoever they might be, and whatever that bad thing might have been, we’re confident that the problem has been handled now.”

Wait a second. ESPN’s chief College Football reporter has said that this was a major new milestone in accountability and moral standards in the NCAA. And, I mean....you can’t both be right.

Diana truly does the Lord’s Work around here. I won’t say which Lord but certainly one of them.