Who says they need to ride low? I want a breadvan BRZ with some ride height.

Please re-educate the American populace that THIS is what they want. And that just because you have a 6 year old kid who is in a soccer league does NOT mean that you have to buy a Ford Excursion V10. I had a best friend in elementary school whose family consisted of Mom, Dad, and three kids. They had an MGB and a…

Would a high-performance diesel version of the STI be called the Subaru STD?

Huh, didn’t know they offered the SS trim on the 81 Vette.

The beige. Beigers.

Fridge Drivers

I thought they were called “Toyota Owners?”

You can have your janky dystopian Caterhams. There’s only one Dutch lady for me:

Despite the $16,000 price difference

If only...

Way Torch. Much Wow. So graphics. Many chickens.

Up until I saw this I had my dream truck.

I wouldn't convert a WORKING 308 to electric, but considering it was scrap before they did it, I'm okay with this.

Um, I can handle the shit out of a donkey.

Volkswagen: Hey Bosch wanna help me cheat on diesel emissions testing?

Bosch: I dunno I’m pretty busy tonight

Volkswagen: But the regulators aren’t home!

Bosch:

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

You’ll be hearing from my kinja.

My first serious girlfriend was generously endowed in the bust department. I thought I had won the lottery, but it turned out to be too much too soon and ever since, I’ve been more attracted to the ladies with a more average bra size. Average is plenty. They just end up getting in the way otherwise.

Here is my 3000GT. I've owned it for 11 years now, and has made near 500AWHP for a majority of those.