He bounced off 88's butt. The butt was behind the line.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

I donno, Samer, that note seems to be fairly related.

Can Deadspin not show Trump articles from Jalopnik/Concourse/Whatever on their site? I understand Trump stuff gets views but if I want politics I will go to their sites

This article is ⚽/⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽ % sports. Add more sports. Especially the sports with a ball or a car. Those are good sports. Also, carball might be a great sport. You should’ve thought of that instead of this story.

Is this “Let’s forget some guys!”

Obvious explanation is that with the exchange rate, Toronto only receives 75% of the calls.

I can’t believe the Panthers are winless.

Me, when I saw this press conference: “The takes are coming... oh, boy are they coming.”

Mostly Cam got mad when some reporter referenced the Panthers as winless at 1-5.

No... I didn’t, moron. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/moron

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

Since when the fuck does Dusty change pitchers?

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Should be arrested and charged for the assault. The school should expel this violent criminal.

Yeah seriously, what a little bitch. What was he even complaining about even afterwards? does he think that just because he was that close to scoring that no one should be touching him, seriously what a little prick. He should be benched for the rest of the season. Has to do all the work to stay on the team but…

I actually went to blue Springs. This is probably true