Wow, you are one fucking ignorant obtuse cunt.

His job is to play football, not fall in line for a dumb song that has shit to do with football.

I would never stop laughing if they all decide to visit Obama’s house and offer up an “Obama 1" or “Obama 44" jersey in front of a full assemblage of reporters.

I would pay good money to see JJ Watt or better yet Vontaze Burfict lay one of those “beautiful hits” on the clown in chief

I’ve been here since the Black Table days, and the early Deadspin days when a lowlife like me couldn’t comment. Now I can. I love this place. Sure, it keeps changing. But you know who didn’t embrace change? The Saturday Evening Post. They died in the 1960s. It was once one of the most popular reads in the country. It…

Oh yeah. This too:

For future archiving purposes, this article, in which the President wants football players to hit each other harder without fear of penalty to revitalize ratings, is posted just above a shared story from a Lifehacker sub-site explaining the effects and probable causes of CTE within football players.

Spoken like someone pretending to not be a right winger

shit, when did football get taken off the list of sports? did it take chess, bowling, and poker with it?

Any NFL player with an ounce of moral fiber needs to protest in solidarity with Kaep. The very same flag that Kaep is kneeling against is draped behind this megalomaniac, senile racist as he cheerleads for billionaire owners to fire their black employees for protesting social injustices.

Your citation is three years old.

He’s the guy in the video who can’t stand respectfully for 1 minute during the anthem...on Memorial Day no less.

“I just want to read about sports, not bullshit world affairs and political nonsense.”

Shouldn’t the 49ers’ stadium be full every game now that Kaepernick is off the team?

Trump is a dipshit.

He is such a fucking embarrassment.

Oh PLEASE, assholes. PLEASE leave when someone kneels for the anthem. Games will be so much better without you.

I would love...LOVE for that happen. An owner comes out of the box, tells a player to leave, the rest of the team flips the owner the bird and walks out with the player. The owner then demands the equipment staff take the field and it’s like that scene in the Waterboy.

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

Ranking Mars two spots higher than Venus is just further proof that Petchesky hates women.