I know! I am so excited! I’m in my mid thirties and excited about our insurance paying 50% coverage on metal braces! This has never happened before and I’m usually paying loads of money every year on fillings because I max out whatever little coverage we usually have. 

It’s his Narcisstic Personality Disorder; Trump clearly suffers from it, and the fact he’s gotten as far as he has probably just reinforces in his tiny little mind that he’s a God and he’s just gonna get worse.

Okay I have a conspiracy theory about Britney Spears and Sam Asghari. It’s only a conspiracy of two, and they’re not doing anything criminal! Here’s the scenario (TOTAL SPECULATION):

We are planning a Hygge themed wedding. The bridesmaids’ dresses will be warm Scandinavian knit sweaters, the groom has been growing a long bushy beard and on the wedding day he’ll be hiding cinnamon sticks and star anise in it and the bride will be driven into the wedding venue in a 1974 beige Volvo station wagon.…

Idk, this year I saw a lot of baskets full of flip flops in the bride’s colors this year. Crocs seem like the next logical step.

So far this week I have lost a co-worker, my old boss who helped me become an actual adult and now one of my tv dads

“ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT DELIVERY MEN ACTING AS ABORTION PILL MULES IN JEW YORK”

And the blown out eye. That’s creepy, too.

This is the alternate timeline where Ivanka Spears and Jared Timberlake fall in love, which causes tension within Jared’s former boyband, N’Word.

She’s Ann Coulter’s MiniMe, except instead of smelling like stale cigarette smoke and Chardonnay, she smells of Mystic Tan fumes.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Wait I’m confused. I read this as Means (the victim) was the one that crossed the street toward Pulliam (the shooter). I’m also reading this as BOTH men were armed and acting aggressive.

This is fucking tragic and Pulliam is clearly a POS so please don’t read this as me excusing shooting ANYBODY but let’s at least get…

“I don’t understand any of this, but I’m going to comment anyway! Here’s my hot take!”

Scientology blackmails and cons people out of money all the time. I’m glad she’s suing.

She didn’t join, she was raised in the cult. smh

You’re 100% correct, but is it so much of a stretch considering how often Trump alluded to wanting to bang Ivanka?

Watching porn with your significant other is one thing. Watching porn featuring a young girl you’ve know her whole life who you found attractive at the age of 12 your wife is the real icky part of this scenario.

Every time I see Paris Hilton, I always visualize a shoe that comes flying out of nowhere and hits her in the face.

I suffer from this and I never did flakka, my addiction was pain pills > heroin. Anyone else out there struggle with these issues in recovery? I am constantly “losing” words and can’t find what I want to say.

God can you imagine being a prostitute and getting a homeless guy for a client? I mean, everyone deserves to get off, but ugh the stench. That would be really challenging.