Can we get her to moderate the debates?

money. he has it. it keeps you out of jail.

I’ve never been convinced that Trump particularly hates Latinos, women, Blacks, Jews, gays or anybody else. Most likely, Trump is simply sociopathic, narcissistic, insecure, confused, and empty.

The British accent was one of the key features in her mental health breakdown of 8 or 9 years ago. I really, really, really hope she’s not being pressured to keep performing. As much as I love seeing her perform, I just want her to be able to be her happy, cheeto-loving, country girl self if that's what she wants:(

My extended family just married some US soldiers that were on duty over here. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I dropped out of community college because I couldn't pass beginning Algebra. Way to bring me down Jeremy!

Victorville? STORY CHECKS OUT.

Ah the mullet dress! #neverforget

SAHD. Sad!

When you said Kanye was taking a cue from Kim I thought i was gonna see a pic of everything but his pussy

Trump: Obama and Hillary created ISIS

That seemed obvious to me the first time I saw the letter...it had to be Trump.

A little off topic, but still Trump-related: Is it only obvious to me that Trump wrote his doctor’s letter then had him sign it?

The timing is the icing on this shitcake he is serving her.

Yes. So important.

I feel like a person whose introduction to porn was their rapist abductor kind of doesn't have the most level starting point for a conversation about the subject. But maybe that's just me.

You know you’ve fucked up when Courtney fucking Love tells you to grow up.

The deadline article also mentions that these two “gentlemen” stalked the victim afterwards, going so far as to hire a private investigator to take her photos on campus. How’s that for intimidation?

Only one. I dated this nerd to make him look cool because I really needed the money to replace the white suede outfit I had borrowed without my mom’s permission.

does it cost more or less than he spends on coconut oil?