How detailed? Well, when you tell her she’s pretty, she winks and says, “Hehe, thank you.”

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

I too used to use elemeno, but I found this great program. through prayer and making amends I have been able to get clean, got my 3 month chip and just got a job as a prep cook. If you ever want to talk, I’m here.

There is a certain sub-set of vegans that feed their children such things. At my son’s pre-school one of the little hippies who lived on seaweed and boiled eggs bit him so hard on his arm during story time that the bite caused a huge bruise through two layer of shirts. The mom tried to say that my meat loving son must…

I don’t think at this age they understand how permanent death is. They probably think you go to heaven and ride unicorns and eat candy all day. Also: I’m never having kids.

“Three students in the class were planning on using the silica gel packets (these are not actually poison, but the students believed they were) from their lunchtime seaweed to poison and kill another student.”

lunchtime seaweed???

They say that kids who harm animals are budding sociopaths.. what about kids that try to harm other kids? I’m curious.

It's kinda odd that someone finally gets in trouble for sending an unsolicited dick pic and it's a woman, huh?

We should change the name to Beaver Bag or Puss Pouch.

He passed away in 1961, and the rights of the apartment transferred to his young widow Fannie.

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By the tenets of bird law, I’m pretty sure that makes Bernie the Democratic nominee.

I think #1 is a wive’s tale. However, I’ve only had one kid (fellow commenter HippieChick), who turned 25 yesterday. She was born with a full head of hair—not THAT full—but no heartburn for me. Also, her hair never fell out. It just kept growing, and sticking out from her head in every direction. Because she grew hair…

This reminds me of the boy who was suspended for “hugging” his teacher, until someone finally bothered to point out that he had been told multiple times not to do that to his female teachers, for what should be very obvious reasons

Thank you! The way commenters are minimizing this is really troubling to me. And thank god she was punished by the school since her dad thinks it’s totally cool and acceptable for his daughter to sexually assault her classmates.

The boy didn't want to press charges so I don't see how his mom is a nut for wanting the school to discipline a child who is sexually assaulting him. And thank god the school is willing to punish her, because clearly her parents are unfit and unstable as they are defending their daughters completely inappropriate…

The game, apparently, involves grabbing classmates’ butts and laughing at their reaction.

...drug tests? For a 12 year old who pinched a butt?