The Inbred People’s Court

INT: Courtroom
VOICEOVER: She did it as a governor. She did it on the campaign trail. Now she does it as a judge. She’s Sarah Palin, and it’s time once again for her to...

It always sounded to me like ‘mmm bop, dooo-wop, do it up my’. But that can’t be right...?

See, now that’s the way to dig through the pile of dung and find the pony!

There has NEVER been a more accurate description as “... a song that sounds like an off-Strip Vegas Britney impersonator attempting a rejected Destiny’s Child single.”

is it just me or does meghan trainor looks like ted cruz

I hadn’t considered fishnet clad legs as a way to camouflage my belly fat. Thanks, Meghan.