“The problem is, when these police officers see our children, they don’t see theirs.”

What the actual fuck is that rank-amateur garbage? There have been a zillion and a half attempts at redesigning the F40 by less seasoned individuals, and this one ranks among the worst I’ve ever seen.

So it’s a 93 Firebird with a boxed off arse and big goofy wing.

I really have no idea why they called this guy.   You can’t get much better than a Pontiac Sunbird refresh. 

This is a ridiculous bid for attention. He needs to stop as this sketch is embarrassing. Any smidgen of cred he had left for reskinning the Enzo or his part in the Mini is diminished by these misguided attempts to stay relevant.

Why do these “re-designed” classic supercars all have a front end that looks like a 90's Camaro?

Yeah - thats a pass from me. 

Yes. This is “more.” It’s not better.

For the Tl;dr crowd.

Yes, when I have troubles with my laptop full of sensitive media in California, my first move is to fly out to Delaware and drop it off at the repair shop of a blind man who opposes my father’s political candidacy. Since he’s blind I make sure to yell really loud “I AM HUNTER BIDEN AND I’M DROPPING OFF A LAPTOP FULL…

I’d say make Shaq president but he’d still have the worst free throw percentage out of all the presidents 

I think that’s how some people cope with being abused: “I hate it, but someday, I’ll get to do it to someone else, and so it’ll even out.” For these people, justice starts and ends with their own personal ledger of times they were wronged and times when they got to wrong someone else.

He could work for Ben Carson, who lived in a house, and therefore was qualified to become the HUD director.

If upward didn't exist, Republicans would have to fail sideways. 

Well, he was a D student for one semester at a crappy Christian college, so they're not sending us their brightest and their best here.

Most republicans, especially the young ones are incapable of giving a valid reason for being a republican that isn’t selfish, ignorant, racist or a combination of all 3, this includes the one issue morons who fall under ‘selfish’ and the small Gov, strong defense, lower taxes useful idiots who fall under ‘ignorant’.

Cawthorn:

Shit, Cawthorn is trying to break the record as the youngest Republican Dipshit Bingo winner ever isn’t he?

As a person born after 1990 I once again feel that I have to apologize for my generation.

Meanwhile, Steven Seagal responded by eating a whole brisket.