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    Totes gonna pwn some n00bs with a 360 no scope brick drop.

    High Horsepower Cars Suck

    I know this headline isn’t going to win me any friends, and I’m even a little surprised I’m writing this, but I’ve…

    Like this?

    That would be great for the 0.01% of cases in which my internet dropouts are a router problem and not just Time Warner Cable’s crappy infrastructure going on the blink again.

    So you’re a big enough boy to not find strip-clubs to be titillating, but still such a little boy that you think women make great background scenery. Got it.

    You sound like someone who has been asked why they don’t like having fun, which may be the most dehumanizing question anyone had ever been asked.

    I’m a weird robot with a malfunctioning emotion chip who hasn’t made a real new friend in 10 years and is lonely a lot and doesn’t really enjoy a lot of things other people enjoy, but:

    Did Magary make a burner account?

    If you’re still young enough to give a shit about strip clubs, you’re too young to be getting married.

    Ah, you must not be familiar with his work. He's an Australian who voice overs YouTube videos. His name is ozzyman and he's a good time.