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So you’re a big enough boy to not find strip-clubs to be titillating, but still such a little boy that you think women make great background scenery. Got it.

You sound like someone who has been asked why they don’t like having fun, which may be the most dehumanizing question anyone had ever been asked.

I’m a weird robot with a malfunctioning emotion chip who hasn’t made a real new friend in 10 years and is lonely a lot and doesn’t really enjoy a lot of things other people enjoy, but:

Did Magary make a burner account?

If you’re still young enough to give a shit about strip clubs, you’re too young to be getting married.

Ah, you must not be familiar with his work. He's an Australian who voice overs YouTube videos. His name is ozzyman and he's a good time.

“A feminist,” Carly intones, in a snippet from an old speech, “is a woman who lives the live she chooses.”

I know that now. "Don't you trust me" + gaslighting is a serious red flag, but I didn't know about it at the time. Dude was so emotionally abusive.

Not by a long shot. Under-appreciated Kellogg's Product 19 is hands down the best ever, for this grey commenter.