“Porsche whipped out these little pink ones...”

Gotcha, and fair.

I really hope that what you meant in B) was that it’s shitty because he flat out lies to steal coffee, and that’s the bad part. Not that he doesn’t follow a company’s rules, right?

CR-V like, “Nnnnope!”

It is ridiculous, hilarious (in a bad way), and indicative of priorities that the NCAA and the universities themselves will hand out huge punishments if the schools or fans pay players. If they pay people (generally trivial sums of) money to do a job that makes the school tons of money, then the school/program gets…

“...exhumes...”? I think you could twist this into meaning what it looks like it is supposed to mean, but did you mean “exudes”?

I get what you’re saying but don’t blow this for us!!

Indeed. Though I am not surprised that he is unaware of the Streisand Effect. As it seems most people into themselves are not.

“Hey, lady,” said a familiar voice, “you want your Crab Rangoon?”

There is a Lays/Walkers flavor that is Roast Chicken with Thyme (and other herb variations) that not only are chips that taste like meat, but they are the best potato chips ever. Sadly Lays sells them in Europe and Canada (sometimes?) but not here.

I used to have a BMW Z3 coupe (non-M, 2.8L) with very minor mods that brought it to about 205hp/200lb-ft and very flat curve. It felt like everything was available all the time (agreed that can’t be the case, but that’s how it felt). Curb weight was 2,935 lbs and even though I have a newer, more powerful car now, I…

I let my younger brother take my copy of Pokémon gold with him to a friends birthday party ... Came back to me so excited, so excited he forgot that he didn’t ask me before hand if he could take my game with him.

...no one on the girls team cared.

It’s a good idea in theory, but if we can only give recommendations then every shop is great. Plus, for every good experience, there may be two or three bad ones.

Wtf? Pineapple? This whole gd test is right out the window.

Exactly. Seems like a considerable conflict of interest.

It’s like the light on current F1 cars that, at least in the dry, warns drivers behind if the car is harvesting energy for its energy recovery system and may be slower than anticipated.

But that’s sort of the point. News and journalism should be about reporting the news, not deciding what people should or shouldn’t hear. And yes, to be fair, being in the news business is deciding what people should or shouldn’t hear. But when you go down that road far enough you end up not reporting soldiers’ deaths…

A paraphrased notion misattributed to George Orwell, but the point is worth noting, imo: