How can I give this more stars? Can someone with the B-2 carpet bomb this with stars please?

Never heard of selling loosies as applied to cookies. That’s smart.

Hi-vis orange for safety!!

How can I give you more stars for this?

I disagree with your Renegade opinion, only because I liked the one I’ve seen on the road. Looked much better than the photos included here. But everyone has opinions, so yours makes complete sense.

You should probably count to 18 since 17.95 is 18 and not 17. What are you really losing by being accurate?

For the record, I’m one paragraph in and you have all the stars I can muster. That was a well-crafted opening salvo and perfectly connected with my groggy sleep-medicated and caffiene-addled brain. Respect.

You were the canary in that particular coal mine.

Except Waze collects wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much information about you. I have no foil hats and use plenty of info collecting services. But Waze is too far.

Question mark indicates... yes. Yes, it is.

I realize that starting a gofundme (or similar) is not the answer for everything and can be ridiculously abused (homophobic pizzeria?) but if someone had a legit fundraising effort for this woman, I would gladly donate.

Assuming this is just a typo..

they don’t make ipecac anymore.

never watched it myself, but snopes says: yes, from 2002.

I’m all for revenge on horrible customers, but maybe poisoning them is a bit much, you know, legally.

i am now, literally, a follower of you (Satan).

The tail end is really nice in a Porsche-y kind of way, and the profile is nice as well. The front end... The front end looks like that animated sloth from ‘Ice Age’ has his hands up to his cheeks and is stretching them tightly. Or something. Three of the four sides look good, BMW; you were close.

now this is a Satan i can worship..

While I completely agree with this, Torch, there have been too many stories of people facing serious charges based on doing just this. I don’t have kids, but if I did, I’m not sure the risk/reward is there. I’m not trying to do years of community service, have a record, or lose my job based over something that insane…

I have a newer BMW, and I miss this one dearly. Same color/engine.