I’m REALLY surprised this guy hasnt been exposed like the other perps.

Thank you for that

Sweet baby Jesus, I hope I retire here.

I may or may not be under similar circumstances and have a machine that has a camera that you have to blow into however many times the courts require....

They have cameras these days

Is it bad I have such mixed feelings about this?

Now that is impressive

As much as I enjoy deadspin, never understand why the alleged is always portrayed as guilty in articles...

If this happened outside baseball, the person would be facing years in prison.

This photo made my wake and bake even better this morning...

If all of that was pulled off, HO....LY.... SHIT.

First thing I thought of was a stone cold stunner.

I enjoyed this.🙌🏽