Now that the news is out that Splinter is dead, let me just take a moment to say this:
Fucks to Jim Spanfeller, eat my entire dick you absolute coward, you bloviating piece of shit, you complete and utter tool. I mean, I understand the decision; destroying Forbes wasn’t enough for you, so you decided in your infinite…

Allison Mack was asked to return as well, but when reached for comment, they were greeted with: “Thank you for calling the NY State Penitentary. For English, press 1.”

I had Menlo Club for a little bit couple of years, and while I liked the idea of it, the clothing itself was honestly super low-quality. I think that less than half of it survived more than a year of wear before wearing out to the point of being useless :/

I had Menlo Club for a little bit couple of years, and while I liked the idea of it, the clothing itself was…

This thread is for being sad about Mitski’s just-announced indefinite hiatus.  Let us all weep for the queen we’re losing.

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Not quite the answer you had in mind, but I’m kicking myself for staying in my technology job instead of leaving immediately post-merger. The salary increase was nice, but it was eventually obviated by the new company fucking us over on our health care plans (among many other benefits).

lol ok bye

I live in South Dakota, and this is the first time I’ve heard of this. What in the actual fuck.

I used to keep a block of foam at my desk to protect myself from concussions when head-desking.  Now all it gets used for is to muffle the sound of myself screaming into the abyss with every news story I read.

I was hoping I’d get the privilege of reading a “Fuck Jonathan Swan” article today after he got all pissy about Splinter on Twitter earlier. Thank you for this, Libby.

Oh shit, now I’m tearing up at work... Welcome back, Fahey, you were dearly missed in your absence!

One that doesn’t even support Android Auto, no less.

One that doesn’t even support Android Auto, no less.

You list this as a Sony head unit, but when you follow the link it leads to a Pioneer unit?

You list this as a Sony head unit, but when you follow the link it leads to a Pioneer unit?

I know it doesn’t mean much from an internet rando on Jezebel, but I see you around here a lot and I’ve never gotten to express gratitude for the work you do for these parents and children.  Thank you Renard.

Guys, we’ll be fine. As a wise man once told me: “Ain’t no Planet X comin’ ‘cause ain’t no space ‘cause ain’t not globe earth.”

Or, for the old guard: YA BOY ETHAN COUCH

Respectfully, if that’s the case then why did you drag him out of the greys to waste time telling him he’s not worth your time?

I’m really excited for this movie, and I liked what I read of the review so far, but I can’t complete it, because I keep being redirected to ads for fake Amazon sweepstakes. I normally bag on people being overly-hard on Kinja, but I can’t help but feel that the platform is doing a major disservice to talented writers…

Thank you for this! My friends and I had this exact discussion yesterday and didn’t really reach any conclusion.

Hi again random internet friend. Please forgive my pessimism, as they just got a two season renewal order! Today is an okay day.