There’s no “the left”, only public corporations enforcing their policies (finally).

Goats are mostly Satan’s sidekicks, so they’d be fine, but your average domesticated ungulate won’t do so well in the wilds of Weehawken. Just like Albert Burneko if he were to be dropped without supplies in, say, the middle of the Yukon Territory, an escaped beef steer will probably eke out a terrified and meagre…

The last time I cried at 3am was the first night home from the hospital with our newborn son. My stupid wife ate the rest of the cookie dough ice cream, and I got upset. Almost woke the baby.

They studied federal wilderness areas, a legislative designation. They excluded most national parks, all state parks, and all private lands. The findings have been repurposed so many times that they’re not accurate.

Who dat?

I think the loss of journalism jobs was inevitable. I hate the term “market correction”, because it’s douchey and what-not, but I think journalism employment was a bubble, just like so many other fields. It sucks for the people who built their careers doing NEWSROOM JOURNALISM, but some of those folks refused to…

Dana White is the reason for two Darrins.

Think long and hard about how much energy you just spent deconstructing a campy sci-fi film series. I fucking hate Star Wars fans...you ruined my childhood more than anything Lucas or Disney has committed to film. I don’t want to be associated with you pricks.

But do you appreciate the idea that without his vision these jobs would never have existed in the first place?

And that would also be illegal. You can’t fire someone for union activity. 

This. Unions in concept are great, but the UAW is very far from that concept. They protect the worst of workers and line the pockets of the union brass, all while putting on the front that they are actually standing up for the average worker. I'd love nothing more than to see the UAW gone and replaced by a legitimate…

Bort Escoto, who coached Tyler Honeycutt

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

America’s first dogs

I work in the film industry in Los Angeles. We are out in the sun most days. I only use spray sunscreen. The non spray stuff never gets applied evenly, is hard to transport without leaking in my backpack, and can separate if left in the sun for too long. After I made the switch to spray sunscreen I haven’t had a…

They won that series by 100 points, man. It’s one of the most lopsided playoff series in history. The Rockets did not have their number at all.

Thiel gave AJ a push, but AJ then ran 50 yards as fast as he could and jumped over the safety rail headfirst assuming somebody had inflated o e of those big stuntman safety balloons at the bottom.

As a Deadspinner, I am fine with folks liking whatever they want, I just thought it was weird how often articles showed up within Deadspin. I think it was a mistake to try and wedge it in there, I, and I assume many others, had absolutely no idea what many of the articles were about. I’d watch a clip to try and get it…

Counterpoint: an indicator based on play on the field is always better than drawing lots. Sure cards can be somewhat arbitrary, but the game itself is often pretty damn arbitrary.

I’m viewing this article from my stand-up desk and my back has NEVER felt shittier.