Nah. God help me, but I was really really good at golf growing up, and I preferred it to hockey and baseball because you could be high as a kite while playing on the high school golf team. So anyway, as a young pup I played a ton of tournament golf. Here’s what actually happened, if it ever gets out of the grays....

“I asked a question, and someone answered! Punish them! I conceded and they let me! Punish them!”

You should. Wendy’s twitter account is actually pretty funny

I bet he was sssstealing sssignsss.

It’s incredibly disappointing to see a team with so much potential come up short year-after-year for two years.

The deterioration of MoviePass feels a bit like Netflix’s shift from “watch every movie on DVD” to “watch a small rotation of movies plus a lot of TV shows and original productions online.”

Two sentences. One chastising Trump for making fun a disabled person, the other using the insult “-tard.”

Really?

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

He’s just a round number guy. I often have the urge to do something similar when the standard tip results in something so close to a clean number like 60.

There’s a 23% service charge on there do u really expect him to lay down 15% on top of that?

“How does your son feel about the benching last year?”

That they had a scheduling conflict?

Elwes was handsome, talented at the physical demands of acting (look at that sword fight!), capable of being funny and romantic. He had it all, EXCEPT a surname people felt comfortable pronouncing. This was his undoing.

cunt. That word shouldn’t even be in your dictionary

If this were our house, the next day there would be a flat rock in front of the curb to use as a step, courtesy of Mrs Lizardo.

Old nun has bad habits.

“I want to hear some chatter out there!”

“DEATH TO THE ENEMY!”

Clever. I would say that too, push for a lot of guaranteed money, and then totally kneel during the anthem. Take THAT you bastards!

You just said that a straw has zero holes, then defined it based with one of the restrictions being that is has a hole.

The fact that your reply is itself nonsensical grammatically makes me very happy