Nah. God help me, but I was really really good at golf growing up, and I preferred it to hockey and baseball because you could be high as a kite while playing on the high school golf team. So anyway, as a young pup I played a ton of tournament golf. Here’s what actually happened, if it ever gets out of the grays....

“I asked a question, and someone answered! Punish them! I conceded and they let me! Punish them!”

You should. Wendy’s twitter account is actually pretty funny

This is like a “four stages of dying” thing that celebrities go through.

I think it’s fine to ask as long as you’re polite, and you’re ok with them saying no.

Listen, for what these guys stand to make off this franchise I would gladly do a Wakanda Salute, Live Long and Prosper, By Grabthars Hammer, May the Force be with you... to infinity, and beyond.

“Listen, and understand. That fans are out there. They can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. They don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you do what they want.”

I bet he was sssstealing sssignsss.

It’s incredibly disappointing to see a team with so much potential come up short year-after-year for two years.

The deterioration of MoviePass feels a bit like Netflix’s shift from “watch every movie on DVD” to “watch a small rotation of movies plus a lot of TV shows and original productions online.”

Two sentences. One chastising Trump for making fun a disabled person, the other using the insult “-tard.”

Really?

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

He’s just a round number guy. I often have the urge to do something similar when the standard tip results in something so close to a clean number like 60.

There’s a 23% service charge on there do u really expect him to lay down 15% on top of that?

“How does your son feel about the benching last year?”

Racists aren’t the majority. They are a small minority of people. It’s the internet, so it is near impossible to silence people unless they don’t have internet.

That they had a scheduling conflict?

Elwes was handsome, talented at the physical demands of acting (look at that sword fight!), capable of being funny and romantic. He had it all, EXCEPT a surname people felt comfortable pronouncing. This was his undoing.

Do not fuck with a food item that appears to flipping you off.

Accessed without permission through associates profiles, thus stolen. Information was taken without permission from what was supposed to be secure and handed to people who should not have it, thus stolen.