Are you saying that it’s correct to call a boxing match a game?

Oh, is that what it was? I’ll remember that the next time there’s a boxing game on.

They’re matches now?

Huh, these things you hated were some of my favorite aspects. It’s almost as if our opinions are subjective...

Why does Snoke’s backstory matter? We don’t know Obi-Wan’s backstory, and it makes not a whit of difference. Ditto for Yoda. Every i and t does not need to be dotted and crossed.

Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

Do those books have a website?

Catch These Hans.
Vote Solo.

I’d say she has a stranglehold on this.

So, who does she have to beat?

Here’s my good doggo! Jet is 4 months old!

My own suspicion is that most people calling chain pizza “garbage” couldn’t distinguish it from pizza of the same type from whatever local joint they prefer in a true blind taste test.

This dude’s name appears when you do the “Black or Mormon?” quiz at the highest difficulty level.

Henry Ford created something people didn’t want. I think it did pretty well too.

The Pet Rock? Pokemon?

Well, there’s the biggest example, which would be De Beers and the diamond engagement ring. But they went about it the right way, launching a carefully designed marketing campaign to deal with excess inventory, instead of sinking a ton of money into a ridiculously over-engineered product and assuming the price tag…

Pet Rock

Smart phones?

iPad (and I don’t even own one).

Shit, the War on Christmas is real