He was always opposed to Facebook Live. To him, nothing compares 2 YouTube.

Another Facebook firing? Must be a Sign o’ the Times.

This is good kinja

“I’m sorry, sir, but your unemployment benefits have run out.”

Well that clears up the Controversy.

If there is a God in Heaven, by this time next year Justin Bieber will be sitting next to Johnny Manziel in that same Columbus bar, looking back on his own shattered career...

I’ve been known to do that as well. Some dogs have so much energy they really need a vigorous running that isn’t possible on foot. No leash and lots of open space is important. Here’s my dog running:

I used to run my dogs with my truck all the time. Being lazy had nothing to do with it; they could run twice as fast and four times longer than I could. Of course, we were on a dirt road out in the middle of nowhere and no leash was involved.

I know, right? For the love of all that is holy, STOP USING PORTRAIT MODE!!

I’m waiting for Curt to start selling his own brand of cheap mock English coins. The headline will be awesome:

No one is saying they deserved to die. Everyone is saying that the actions of the girls directly caused their deaths. Not because of the inactions of the police.

Perhaps I haven’t searched hard enough, but I don’t think anyone is saying they deserved to die because they ran from cops. They died because they made a mistake. You can’t blame the officers for not risking their lives to save theirs. Police have an obligation to do whatever they can within reasonable limits, but…

I guess it’s only a matter of time before an actual one in a million case comes up...

Want to bring up to everyone that this is in Florida, in a murky pond, at night, right after a big water-disturbing commotion.

Great, went to google up some comparitive photos, looked up beaver on image search, now im awaiting a pleasent email from IT about appropriate use.

No, and trust me, neither can my former bosses.

It’s “Cardale was denied access to AN proper English class,” you pretentious twat.

If anyone attends the Texas race this weekend and finds me, I will personally draw you a picture of Tex... a cat, probably.

Reminds me of Louis CK on Trump:

yeah, unfortunately it’s the Denny’s Home Run Slam. causing him to be as fat as he is