Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

DC United fans: This has been a burden in my life for a few years now and finally I have got to the bottom of it....

Where is the hoisting??

You’d think China would love a movie that makes a Hong Konger look bad.

Oh so its funny when they fall off the wagon, but not when I do?

I honestly don’t think the scene even makes Lee look that bad. From the way people had been talking about it, I was expecting five straight minutes of Brad Pitt kicking his ass.

If the slippers and cardigan don’t fit, you neighbors must acquit!

If the gang from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia made an O.J. movie, this is what it would look like.

Mena Suvari? Nick Stahl? Taryn Manning?

Producer was like “Get me the hottest cast of 2002!” 

“We know who killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. We have no reason to believe that Mr. Rogers was involved.”

Washingtonians might actually attend the game if the stadium weren’t so Far From Home.

“Snyder and superheroes don’t mix well.”

What kind of upside down world do you live in if Jeopardy is first? I have lived in multiple states, on both coasts, and in the north and the south. The wheel is first and Jeopardy is second. 

“No one fucks with us ever. Now I don’t give a fuck who we play. We’re gonna fuck them up. We’re gonna take it right to them the whole fucking way. We’re gonna kick their fucking ass.”

I thought for sure with the bases loaded in the top of the 8th the Nats were screwed.

So who’s going to be the scapegoat for Cardinals fans? My money is on Dexter Fowler, former Cub and admitted person of color.

I’m starting to think Victor Krum was probably a racist.

Barring a yankees-level meltdown, that the nats are gonna be playing in the WS next week is freakin bizarre. In June they were like the 3rd worst team in the whole NL. What a world.

The headline could be better. My first thought after reading it was that this transgender person was made fun of in Chappelle’s special and later killed themselves- not that her and Chappelle were friends...