The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

Can’t argue with the results:

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

You’d think an MLB player would be able to see there was no grass on the infield...

If you’re going to make a joke about this it has to be funnier. I don’t make the rules

Additionally, Vazquez allegedly sent the victim text messages suggesting they would meet for sex after his baseball season was over.

Lol.

I feel the heading in the Beto photo would work for Michele Bachmann’s campaign also...

That 2nd tweet has an article about what Trump was talking about. Trump was pulling funding from the State Department to give to the Military. Mattis told Trump if you don’t fully fund the State Department that he would have “to buy more ammunition” aka Diplomacy prevents conflicts. Trump was too dumb to understand…

That’s already illegal in most places, friend.

No one needs to see that on a Monday morning. 

I can’t wait to shit on McConnell’s grave.

Neymar runs around, is mobbed by teammates, he jumps in the air, revels in the cheers and then goes back to get the ball so he could celebrate again all for nearly a minute after scoring and that’s “barely celebrates”?

And on behalf of users, I would just like to point out take making users periodically reset their password is no longer considered good security practice, so stop doing it maybe you wouldn’t have so many people locking themselves out.

“IT, for constantly unlocking my computer”

Nobody cares about your forced-birth fetish.

there is a huge opening for Bernie to talk about the complete blackhole that is our military budget. he could even use the topic to help the M4A cause when it comes to the bad faith “how are we going to pay for it?” arguments.

Thanks for this gif. Full on belly laugh. Her reaction is the best. And not a single candle was extinguished.  So good...

New campaign endorsement...

Building nuclear power plants is a monumentally stupid endeavor that will lead to more wholly predictable and totally avoidable nuclear catastrophes. Looks like Big Carl is helping to build an idiotic nuclear plant in area that can flood. That is extra special stupid.