Let’s all take a moment to be thankful that drama queen ref isn’t a cop.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Taking the Army to multiple overtimes is a fun tribute to the war in Afghanistan

Yes.  For the contract to be valid, the player has to report to work.  Events unfolded fast, and I guess Antonio’s representatives didn’t get a chance to intervene effectively on this, but when he requested a release and it was granted by the Raiders, that’s pretty above-board and hard to characterize as unfair.

If we don’t nominate Joe Biden, we’ll have no chance of reaching these voters!

Now remember, just because he hasn’t had it fingered doesn’t mean he hasn’t had it eaten, so he could still have played for Detroit.

Geaux Fuck Yourself

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

Bipartisanship for Republicans just means Democrats shutting up and voting on whatever terrible bill they’re trying to push through lest they be accused of being troop hating socialists. 

Please, do not call republican Nazis actual Nazis for doing the exact same things that Nazis did.

“Good Job, Knife Nuts.”

It’s so pathetic that Trump complains about “knife crime” in London while we’ve had three AR-15 mass shootings in the past 30 days.

Also: https://www.gunviolencearchive.org/

Go home, Joe.

He was walking rather gingerly, though. 

Update: The shooter was white.

At this point Splinter should just have a permanent general “Active Shooter [UPDATING]” article that they can just update appropriately when the inevitable next situation arises

I don’t see how he wins this, Taco Tuesday is already owned as a trademark by the Wyoming chain Taco John’s. Trying to step on their existing commercialization of the trademark is likely impossible, even though they don’t have a podcast. One of our many degenerate attorneys can feel free to tell me I’m an idiot,…

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