I will never get tired of this meme.  

“Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe”

You know what’s funny about this?  Everything.

Wait: no one drafted LiAngelo Ball?

lonnie walker is a joy

He chose...........poorly...

Fun fact: This dude is only 36 years old. Did he drink from the wrong grail or some shit?! 

Don’t!

Michelle only went sleeveless because she thought conservatives would love a free gun show

“The First Lady turned to the children and in a sweet but somber tone began, ‘I truly understand your pain. Day after day, trapped. You don’t know who you can talk to or who around you actually cares. Even with all the fancy toys,’ as she gestured to some games and potato chips the children had scattered around their…

Yeah but Michelle Obama wore something SLEEVELESS once! Why aren’t you libturds angry about that thing?!?!?!

Wondering if separating “tender age” children from their parents for 8-10 hours per day in daycare for 5 years has any lasting affects? Those kids cry, too.

There are 8 top seeded A teams in the draw. They are the top 7 teams in the world, and the home team. Uruguay is a very deserving B team, and Egypt ain’t terrible at C. But the fact is, taking a D team like Russia and making them an A will always result in a weak group. Secondly, FIFA rankings are dumb. Russia not…

I really want to believe that President Trump has an enormous heart. Nothing would make me happier than to hear that it’s true.

I guess the miserable sociopaths aka GOPer supporters will have to find something else to fap about.

Now he’s going to expect congratulations and cheers for ending the policy he created.

Ivanka must have promised daddy a little extra sugar tonight.

technically its an incel phone