“I’m not gonna respond to a letter from the president’s outside counsel.”

More like a ‘crotchfelt’ apology, amirite!

Yeah but those kids won’t be paying back student loans, either!

They might be thinking that damning footage of them being released isn’t quite the eventuality it’s supposed to be...

Everything about the situation rubs me the wrong way, but its amazing the amount of force that cops feel they need to use when in numbers “against” an unarmed “suspect.”

As a Browns fan I’d just like to add that I bet a lot of people read this and think, come on, nobody could possibly think the Browns are going to make the playoffs this year!

Isn’t it obvious she had face work done? I feel like anytime any celeb goes off the map it’s plastic surgery related, and she can’t just fuck off to Wyoming for six weeks so she’s in hiding.

Denial and anger are the first two stages, so it looks like he’s making great progress. Bargaining comes next.

In his post-game interview, Ovechkin was asked about the importance of having Kuznetsov in the lineup last night, and his answer was interesting. He didn’t praise Kuznetsov by name at all. He just said, “We’re all equal on this team. No one is more important than anyone else. I don’t want to talk about any…

It’s MORE than OK, Chris! The Caps’ annual collapse isn’t hilarious until fans set aside their fatalism.

Whenever I see Trump smile I can just hear him saying “I’ve got some candy in my van”.

Great, now he looks weak and indecisive

Who didn’t shoot? J.R.

Is this person for real?

I get upset when people compare Donald Trump to an orangutan, because what did orangutans do to deserve that?

Wow. I never would’ve thought she’d apologize.

Sometimes teams pay a guy for the people they can bring to the stadium rather than the actual expected play on the court. See: Kobe’s last contract. Curry will be putting them in the seats unless he’s injured.

Secretly hoping to watch LeBron go supernova, crush the Warriors, and retire after realizing that he expended every last ounce of basketball ability he had left in the ultimate mic drop.