Some shit

The Yankees-Red Sox Rivalry: What it would be like if the Trump brothers hated each other.

Pretty much every single article I’ve ever read that whines about how “no one votes these days” completely fails to mention that this is the desired outcome of decades of legislation specifically designed to make voting inconvenient and expensive. Nope, it’s just those damn lazy Millennials!!!!

What disgusting people these Republicans are.

In a just world, this guy would be the head of the mega church (which would’ve had its doors open before the first winds of Harvey started to blow) and none of us would’ve ever heard of that Osteen tool.

I am all for unconventional, untested methods of execution. Badgers. Anti-freeze mixed with Kahlúa. Skydiving, just normal skydiving. The Amy Schumer special. Being surprised to death. As long as it satisfies my bloodlust I am all for it. Orphans. Kill them with orphans. So many orphans.

Under that logic we may just as well bring back the guillotine.

Makes sense a Redskin has reservations.

I wonder what the name the team GM’s gonna call him. “Chop Suey Cravings is absolutely gonna be on our team next year.”

I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.

I think the real issue is that if we had adequate mental health care in the U.S., Ricky Ard would not have been in the situation. Additionally, not only do cops need to be trained to deescalate, they specifically need to be trained in how to handle & deescalate situations involving mentally ill people.

Osweiler certainly has what it takes to be a QB on an NFL roster. He’s so tall that even if he knelt for the National Anthem, most fans would think he was still standing up.

No. Your chili is bad.

That’s quite an honor, I’ll wear it with pride. #FuckTheBeach

Fuck the beach. The beach is the fucking worst. You know who goes to the beach? Miserable fucking people go to the beach, to pretend that they’re not miserable fucking people.

Sam Adams’ seasonal pumpkin ale and Oktoberfest are both amazing, FYI

Where I live (Upper Midwest), I would grade the seasons thusly:

Fall weather is the best- perfectly temperate, not too hot or too cold. Also, any season that has football is by definition a superior season to other seasons. That really cannot be overstated.

In lieu of cash, Trump says he is going to donate $1 million worth of MAGA and USA caps to victims of Hurricane Harvey.