I demand YouTube remove all videos filmed in portrait mode except for those videos where the use of portrait mode was a conscious artistic choice! Anything less is morally indistinguishable from the Holocaust!

I don’t get the fuss. Middle of the country’s been unenlightened for some time.

I say we do a human sacrifice just to be safe. I nominate this guy.

The “danger” of looking at the eclipse is definitely a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese to sell us a crap ton of shitty glasses

Lyanna was the worst of them all. She let her brother and father die because she wanted a prince.

That’s the bat flip of slides

I’m sorry but the only Stark worth a single goddamn is Uncle Benjen

If Trump were in Vizzini’s shoes, his solution to the Game of Wits would have been to chug BOTH goblets.

Maybe he just disliked the ship because of its name.

Scandalize it for a month? It would still be a talking point of theirs to this day.

To be fair, “Fox and Friends” had not yet aired at that point and he hadn’t had a chance to see how he was supposed to respond.

Jesus fucking christ, is his ex wife a 14 year old experiencing social media for the first time?

Turns out everyone in this administration thinks everyone else they work with is a complete fuckwit. And they’re all correct.

*womp womp*

How about “Ulysses S. Grant Kicked Robert E Lee’s Ass Highway”

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

He doesnt care about free speech, which doesn’t really apply here anyway. The government has made no law saying these nazi fucks can’t be on the internet. This is the market deciding what’s good for business and what isn’t. If Cloudflare decides it doesnt want to do business with them, that’s their choice, and it is…

I’m sendin you to Jesus

I will kick you in the chest