The entire United States at this point is a ‘Cautionary Tale’.

Grown men who bring gloves to games are fucking dorks or psychopaths, or both. (I.e. Jim Harbaugh)

Well there is one key Presidential trait where Trump can legitimately claim to be in second place, trailing only William Howard Taft.

I’d rather have Katy Perry as head of energy department. Or Steve Perry. Or Richard the refrigerator Perry or even Fred Perry and I think he’s dead. Dig him up.

It’s not a hot take, you merely just fell for what McCain always does, talk about one thing and then vote the other way. It didn’t have to come down to 50/50 if had just stayed his sick ass in treatment, but alas, here we are. If you still believe that McCain opened our partisan floodgates to finally allow “real…

This ranks very, very low on the scale of bad decisions made nearly every weekend at Rick’s in East Lansing.

Children. He said those things to children.

ONE OF THESE FAT FLYING FIRE FUCKS IS GONNA DIE TO A DUMB ARROW AND COME BACK AS AN ICE DRAGON THERES NO WAY THIS WONT HAPPEN

I was.pissed they shot that skull. Yeah let’s just fuck up one of the greatest things in history.

I miss the loss by loss articles. How else will I know when they lose their 91st game? Certainly not by watching Cardinals baseball.

The more visionary of our directors seem to feel it necessary to conceal the WMDs of Tommy Boy’s handsomeness

It’s a thing

He’s the hero for killing off the entire Dorne plot for good.

Plus, the extended Missandei nude scene was pretty cool. Begs the question though, how does she return the favor? Bet it got real weird after the camera cut away. Also, Hot Pie spitting game at a girl he thought was a boy was very progressive of him.

Fortunately he missed Dee’s nuts

No need to get all red in the face, at least they relocated the family.

Racism? At an Indians game?

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

It sure looked like that goalie could have made the save...

creating the perfect Fox–Trump–Fox confirmation loop.