Gosh, a medium-talent hack whose main defining characteristic was she was less-sexist & racist than her Fox News colleagues has a hard time finding an audience outside of her bubble?

Color me not fucking surprised.

Oscar seems grouchy.

Zack deleted this one but my god

Zack Hample gets denied even getting blue balls. This is not surprising.

I thought he was saying “gerbils.”

Goebbels is German for Bannon.

Creepy/disgusting detail #2,752 in this case: calling pills “your friends” especially in light of the fact the Hello Friend Foundation is in memory of Cosby’s murdered son.

“Hey, Mr. Mandela, what your country needs right now is to come together, and shake hands as friends. Also, stop wanting things to be different. Just shut up and take what you get.”—Jenkins, had she been writing in the 1980s.

Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Let’s see a line item of their expenses. How many hundreds of friends and family of the staff and how many boosters went for free? How many expenses get tacked on that would normally be paid for by the school?

The blimp now plans to tour the country doing its impression of Tiger Woods’s career.

PLAY IT AS IT LIES

Any golfer who has been around John Daly after a bender has seen this sort of thing before.

Sequels are never as good.

booty, legs, hips, things of that nature

I am so tired of this idiotic “most violence affecting the black community comes from black community” non-argument from disingenuous racists. The vast majority of ALL violence is intra-racial; that statistic is utterly meaningless because it applies to virtually everyone, everywhere. Most violence affecting the white…

I want all the players on one team to use each other’s names on their jersey just to confuse players and announcers.

If Giffords didn’t do it nothing will.

Guns for all! Health care, not so much!

Who is being a dick? I didn’t say I’m thankful that they were shot.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!