Let’s be honest- the majority of voters cared about one thing- R or D. That’s as far as it went when they sent in their ballot or voted yesterday.

Don’t forgive the early voters; he was still a creationist who believes that dinosaurs died in the Noah’s Ark flood :/

Whatever tiny shred of hope I had in American democracy is gone now. There are no longer any standards. It’s just whether the candidate has a D or an R next to their name. Why bother voting anymore? What a joke.

I absolutely knew that this shitbag assaulting a reporter wouldn’t hurt his chances in the election; if anything, it would make him more popular.

I know, early voting yada yada, but this country and its voters just fill me with despair and disgust.

This is some awful shit. But a good reminder that there is no God.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

Can someone teach Trump HOW TO SIT ON A GODDDAMN CHAIR?!?

His Wikipedia has already been edited. Beautifully.

LOL are you fucking kidding? The campaign is pissed they can’t use this in a Gianforte campaign ad! This would seal the deal.

The future of ballgame nacho delivery is upon us.

I think this whole fad would go away quickly if we could go back to calling them “toy helicopters” instead of drones

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

His hand is not what she’s getting paid to hold.

“Never heard of him.” - Self-proclaimed “12"

I never would have thought that Disney’s version of Robin Hood (complete with a thumb-sucking cowardly lion pseudo king with mommy issues, a deceitful snake whispering sweet nothings in his ear to calm him, and a “law and order” style wolf of a sheriff whose sole purpose is to harass the poor) would come to life. But…

I stand by my assertion here. His game calling with Flip Caray during the Cubs’ Dusty Baker era was heroic.

Fuck off Roger.

“the vast majority of Fox employees were sad” about his exit, and that the outside hatred towards him is what “killed him.”