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I choose to believe the committee left Syracuse out because Boeheim is a tremendous asshole, even by the NCAA’s standards.

Look kids.

Four different choices for cheese making shows, woot!

But cat doesn’t like your things.

They’re worse! By far.

Mark Halperin spent a year normalizing Donald Trump every damn day on their Bloomberg/MSNBC afternoon gabfest (since cancelled). Then once Trump was elected, he announces (on Colbert) “this is as bad as the Great Depression, WWII and 9/11 all in one.” Asshole.

I’m gonna take 2 seconds and remind anyone that voted for Trump that they’re a fucking idiot.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Came for the Harambe jokes, left mostly disappointed.

God doesn’t exists, next question.

In Canada, I’ve met quite a few Indians who support Trump regardless of their class because they think Trump will protect them against Pakistan.

+1 new soccer team in Winnipeg

It’s not just Indians. I have relatives in Japan, they stopped visiting after I moved to Baltimore. They were not shy about telling me that they were afraid of the black people.

This one guy who used to hang at our regular bar is Indian, and at least on Facebook, is a total liberal and hates Trump. He moved a few towns north because too many black people might to taking over the town.  

I got close enough to the Carolina Hurricanes’ mascot to get a whiff of his B.O. once. I feel this kid’s pain.

How the hell do you name him Lipstick instead of Treesus Christ? Come on, stoner mountain brahs. This isn’t that hard.

I think good op-ed writers can serve an important purpose. I also don’t think Nolan lumps in columnists with reporters at any point.

Somewhere, people are having sex without Ross Douthat’s permission. And he will funnel his rage over this situation into milquetoast bleating about morals and sin and be so very concerned.

***Kind of stole the tenor of this joke from Charlie Pierce***