Think for a second. Think about how egotistical you need to be to start the season as QB, have your shoulder explode around week 2, not come back until the end, see your team go 1-15 and think “heh, nailed it.”

Thankfully, us Leaf Fans have never experienced a 4-1 lead collapse before tonight.

Barack Obama?

Damn, what a grizzly seen.

Trouble was a bruin in the old septic tank.

Is Trump not a dick falling out in public?

A dick falling out in public was the year’s most watched video? No wonder Trump thinks he won the popular vote.

No matter how many times you guys post it, I will NEVER get tired of that right cross.

I used to work security at concerts while in college back in the mid 90's, which was odd considering I’m not a big guy. It was me, my even smaller brother, and a few dozen huge fucking guys who played football at SU.

20 years, 8 playoff appearances, 2 Playoff Series wins, 6 owners, 3 rejected owners, 1 protracted bankruptcy, Hundreds of millions of dollars in losses, various Glendale city services cancelled...

Almost as embarrassing as the fact the Coyotes are wearing a patch to commorate their 20th anniversary in Arizona.

I consider it one of my prouder pop culture achievements that I went to college in the 1990's and, to this day, I can’t name a single song by Phish and wouldn’t recognize one if I heard it.

LSD + THC @ MSG = XTC

Right, so it’s OK to possibly sterilize a guy because you put up a front that you can’t maintain...

Disney Channel stars can buy and sell folks like you and me for pennies on the dollar. It’s a mad time to be alive.

“White Genocide” sounds like Swedish death metal band.

If your tweets are so vague and incomprehensible that you need someone clarifying them the next day, maybe you should stop tweeting. If you are the President-Elect, then YES you should absolutely stop tweeting.

Is... is there any support, outside Donald Trump’s warped mind, for an expanded nuclear arsenal? I could see support for modernizing the arsenal. But growing it? I don’t even think the GOP can get behind that. It’s not cheap to maintain the nuclear force, and we get literally zip-doodly-nothing out of creating a…

Thank goodness he knows about the cyber though. Otherwise we’d be in real trouble.