Trump won because of Clinton. Nothing more, nothing less. The Republicans have been gearing up for Clinton’s run for more than 8 years, they’ve spent that time attaching her name to a series of scandals in the public eye. Some of it was even valid. In addition she’s the epitome of the insider in a contest where…

also, everytime that philosophy has been tried, it’s ended with income inequality, massive debts, and recessions

Counterpoint: bash each other with turkey legs until everyone is unconscious.

I’ve found the best way to handle mealtime is to begin muttering “this means something” over and over while sculpting a mound of mash potatoes on your plate.

Don’t blame men. White women are to blame.

Watching a show where the most violent and horrible people left alive are coming out on top by systematically torturing and murdering people just trying to survive? Yeah maybe too real for right now.

Maybe because Negan reminds us a little too much of a certain person who was recently elected? I like to work out my anxiety by getting scared of imaginary zombies, not have it amplified by getting scared of an imaginary dictatorial narcissist.

Charles Schultz created “Sparky” as the mascot for the team. Wasn’t worn on the uniform, which was Oakland A’s colors with white skates thanks to Charley Finley.

That color palate is interesting, if lacking anything bright. Except the red, which is bright and doesn’t seem to fit the scheme at all. It makes Seahawks’ glowing lime green seem like a natural fit. Also, the steel and the black don’t seem to have much contrast.

Mike Pence looks like Dr. Drew’s uptight closeted brother.

I think he looks like a mean, demented astronaut.

Mike Pence looks like you’d find him strangling prostitutes on an episode of Law & Order SVU.

The Las Vegas Golden Knights Who Say Ni

I’d be pissed too if a loss to Tommy Rees was all that stood between my team playing in the National Championship game.

I cannot believe I had to scroll this long for someone to call him out on his beer bullshit. Yes pretentious hipsters are annoying but craft beer gave us choice. Also, there is never a reason to drink budweiser. It is shit that causes shits. Other shitty beer? Absolutely.

BEER. That’s right! FIGHT ME, BRO.