Damn.  What an adjustment at the last minute.

The guy went to an in-division rival for less money a year. A rival whose trash-ass drunk fair-weather fans came down to Nats Park for 3 years to start fights and scream at little kids. How the fuck do you expect fans to react to that? Harper is a douchy little whiny asshole that can go fuck himself and his millions. …

Only a WASP would make a joke this corny.

Damn.  These people are truly sick.

I mean they’re celebrating so hard because they know they won’t have another opportunity. I’m ok with it.

You can’t “choke away” a division in April when you had a completely different pitching staff at that point and lost the division to a superior team.

Harper isn’t a villain because he went to the team of his choosing. He’s hated because he chose that team to be a division rival that offered him less money per year.  So yeah.   He can go fuck right off. 

Sigh. Strawmageddon is getting tiresome. Paper straws SUCK and “compostable” straws are a fucking lie. I’m not sure disposable bamboo straws are affordable. Seems like Hay! straws are the way to go at this point. You can get 500 of them for $35 or less.

• A 40% to 60% “exit tax” on people trying to move wealth overseas to escape the wealth tax.

Beto still makes Buttigieg look like Stephen Hawking on the list of interesting people.

That raging Philly fan from the Twitter link is scary as fuck.  And of course has a Christian cross around his neck.

Yang is the Ross Perot of our age. That is not a good thing.  The only thing he has going for with me is his stance against male genital mutilation.  

Fuck you and your “Bernie Bro” slurs. Has this not been debunked and played out enough? Sanders is the #1 candidate with young Black women for starters. This holdover from Hillary supporters is tiresome.

LOL.

When the Vikings signed him away, I assumed that most of Cousins’s faults were directly tied to Washington’s serial incompetence:

Sickness-induced anti-semitism? Yeah, no. His grandfather was an anti-semite.

You can inject this right into my veins.

What a pussy.

Yep.