Don’t forget the gimp outfit he bought for Jared.

France most definitely has nukes.

They seem to be in the wrong seats. Maybe Trump’s pissy because he has to sit in front of a snowflake-ass maple leaf?  I am being facetious by the way.

Dan JockItch is the worst piece of shit.

I’m pretty sure the Democrats have Stockholm Syndrome.

Uhh, he released a decade of them back in April.

The current state of the Philadelphia sports fan is watching world-class talents - Embiid, Harper - not live up to their expectations.

Vote Bernie.

That Bears behind the goalposts collapsing in agony and disbelief with that stupid frozen face is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Lake Erie Monsters was so much better.  Just bring back the Barons.

Cool story, bro.

I think you might want to do more homework.

Take off, you hoser.

“Yes, this is the real world. Actually, the Danish prime minister hates immigrants too, they’d really have a lot to chat about.”

Come on, man. The Penguin would be the worst at the home run derby? Dude can really work that umbrella man. It’s not so far removed from a bat that he couldn’t make good contact with a ball. So worst? Not by a long shot.

But doesn’t Little Fockers make up for all those?

I have to say you are one of the more impressive, if not obvious, Russian operatives I’ve seen.

They’ve been talking about how his policies are unAmerican and an assault on democracy, but maybe a more personal attack is in order.