Come on, black people. First flat-earthing and now Trumping? Jesus. You go down this road and world really is fucked.

good.

That dog’s dick makes me feel insecure.

She needs a date to Nerd Prom.

“The Metro isn’t as bad as people say it is.”

Why does the sideline reporter have the same shoes as the players? Are you required to wear them on the field or is he just the douche he looks like?

Counterpoint: His wife has big boobies.

GARLIC NAAN. That is all.

Curious if you asked this question when Sully landed the plane.

Or why they wouldn’t air the ad during the NBS playoffs. Hmmmmm....

The god damn Knights won last night with only 21 god damn shots on the god damn goal.

The god damn Golden Showers are going to win the god damn Cup anyway in their first god damn year. Much like the god damn Crapalanche after leaving god damn Quebec. God dammit.

We prefer Shats or Nads here in DC.

67 Missouri counties don’t have a single OB/GYN

No shit he was unarmed. If he had his Harvard Diploma in his hand he’d be dead right now.

His brother’s name is Bryan. The lesson is don’t spell your kids’ name cutesy because they’re precious snowflakes.

Yes, we continue to have to endure these dipshits NBC trots out year after year. No wonder no one watches hockey anymore.

And the Darwin Award goes to...

Made the same point pretty much. Fuck those rich assholes and fuck that kid for taking a seat for someone who’ll actually remember the emotional scars of another playoff choke in the making.

Still have my old Bondra jersey I wear to games. I receive side-eyes and glares for not “rocking the red” but fuck it.