Ok. I’ve been a parent for a decade (single for the past few years) and have one very special needs kiddo. Of course it will be difficult at times. There will be times you lock yourself in the bathroom and cry or take a hit or scream into a towel because you need to. But this “woe is me. I don’t know how to control my…

I have a 10 year old 5th grade daughter. She is the only one of her friends without a cellphone. What the what?? They’re 10! wtf do they need phones for?! And if they’re walking home alone and NEED a phone for emergencies, get them a flip phone with 30 prepaid minutes not an iPhone. Children do not need unsupervised…

Amy Sedaris is literally the only celebrity in the entire free world that I would like to be friends with. No one else could possibly be as much fun.

I had a very strange complication with my last birth: Peripartum Cardiomyopathy. No one listened to me when I described my symptoms in the hospital (one of the biggest and best in the country, btw) after delivering a very healthy baby following a very healthy and uneventful pregnancy. I was discharged but at home, my…

But Franken isn’t accused of raping anyone...

I’d call it one boot that you can wear two different ways because that far right way is an abomination.

What the fuck are you talking about? Nowhere here do I claim to be a victim and I absolutely did explain myself if you’d bother to read all of the fucking comments before pouncing. Thanks! xoxo

I’m puzzled, the obvious answer was: 100 pennies.

I like this a lot; I wish they’d pushed it farther.

the medical industry, government, food companies, and the pharmaceutical industry do not have your best health interests at heart.

I am DYING to know why they’re wearing sunglasses?!??!?! I must know.

Ya, but if you’ve ever dealt with infidelity , you will do anything to know that shit

100%! Plus I immediately thought where LW lives could play a factor. I live in rural Pennsylvania where by 25 most people are married with a couple kids. Depending on her surrounding culture maybe boyfriend thinks that’s what’s supposed to happen. Or maybe he’s just really excited and doesn’t want her to slip away.…

I can’t believe Jane’s rude, snarky response to the 2nd person. “You are a child”? Like, what the fuck even? I’m 35 and sometimes I write quick emails with typos, because who the fuck cares? That doesn’t mean I’m a child. Why is Jane still writing an advice column for Jezebel?

Have you actually tried to listen to any top-40 station in the last couple of years? Auto-tune isn’t an instrument, but it might as well be.

Having worked in retail in a lot of different places during the holidays, I can unequivocally say that I hate Black Friday. If the store opens at 5 am, do you know what happens? The crazy shoppers come at 5 am, buy their stuff and are gone by 6. Then all the employees just sit around until the regular store hour…

A kick to the balls...once they stick two fingers in the wrong woman?

Your Shiba I is are adorable! I have an Akita, kind of the big brother to the Shiba inu.