This is beautifully written, and I’m so glad you responded with this:

I had a habit as a young drunk woman where I would “take breaks” from drinking. They were normally a few days or a week, the longest was a month. No one ever questioned them, everyone around me understood the “I am taking a break to give me body a rest” reason. Some people also assumed I was taking a break because I…

My little guy Mofie passed away last night, and I want to share his photo with some cat appreciaters. He made 18 years and I was able to say goodbye and that I loved him, but it didn't hurt any less

But it’s also just pee, and what was she supposed to do? Piss herself? I find it more weird that Christie Brinkley says she was peeing in a very visible place, but the woman says she had found a rather secluded spot. I wonder which one it was??? Couldn’t have been both.

ARGHH!

Well obviously I have to kill Chris Brown for the good of mankind. So I guess that means I have to marry Kanye and fuck John Mayer, as disgusting as that last one is. He is so clammy. Ew. But I couldn’t marry him in a sexless marriage cause he might wanna sing, and that is even more repulsive.

why are you going around demanding people who are asking for justice somehow turn into members of Congress? I imagine it’s so when they don’t have a perfectly fleshed out answer for you, you can pounce on them as uninformed and reactionary. Just looking for that GOTCHA, instead of engaging in intelligent discourse.…

Every time I see a story like this it make me love my husband a little more. For all the times he makes me cringe while doing it, he is Mr. Gets Involved In Shit. He calls 911 more than any person I’ve even met to report things like debris on the freeway. He once made a huge scene a restaurant bolting over to a…

No words to express my horror at peoples’ lack of decency. This goes beyond a lack of decency - everyone who posted pictures of her should be arrested. Peoples’ need to one-up each other with shock value on social media has gone too far, it’s sick and perverted.

Damn right. This is the kind of person who thinks she’s mediating some deep conversation between the earth and humanity with her cat-scratch and so thinks she’s just misunderstood. (Meaning she won’t stop.)

So true. The only reaction subway creepers want from women is some combination of horror/fear/awe—I’m not even sure titillation is on the list. So if you do something else, they’re disappointed. I’ve probably told this one here before, but when I was a younger woman riding the subway at night and someone was doing the…

I’ve never understood not confronting a flasher. I was flashed a few times during my time living in NYC and I’d either laugh and point(they hate that) or scream THIS GUY’S DICK IS OUT!! HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY HAS HIS DICK OUT!! Works like a charm.

Didn't Jezebel just have an article about Kristin Bell and Dax Sheppard calling for a boycott of publications that run pictures of celebrity kids? This boy just lost his father, let's not put his picture all over the internet.

That sound like some hardcore rationalization. Let's apply it to some other scenarios: