Congratulations! Try joining Nextdoor.com and put a call out to your neighborhood. I’ve seen it on mine and one guy received a futon, kitchen stuff, plants, and offers of side work. There are always good people out there who will help. Good luck.

They do a great version of “Those Memories of You” from the Dolly, Linda, and Emmylou Trio album too. I cry every damn time I listen to their Red Dirt Girl.

You have to listen to First Aid Kit’s rendition of Red Dirt Girl. It’s amazing.

Don’t believe them! They just want your money! I speak from experience. I used to have hair just past my waist, and I’d constantly get asked how I got it so long. I only trimmed it once a year- well, I had my mom do it because stylists ALWAYS cut too much, regardless of what you tell them. I never heat styled it, so…

True, but at least Elizabeth Smart was involved and approved of her movie. The Bobbi Kristina movie seemed like such a disgusting cash grab.

A tosspot! Never heard that one before, and I love it. How have I made it 37 years without this?

Will Smith sucks. I detest him. He really should be grateful for FResh Prince, as it made him, but I really don’t see how. He’s the worst.

I wonder how old she is. Her advice makes me think she’s twenty-four or so. I don’t mean to slam her, I just don’t think she has the wisdom an advice column requires.

Thanks for posting the “From Russia with Love” video! I saw it once and forgot to save it so I could show my friends.

What in the hell is this?! I didn’t watch the whole thing, but I’m disturbed and unsure why.

What test do the men face? Yeah.....

That’s what I wondered! Maybe it’s a last name like Freeman? Lol!

Not too long ago I saw a NY license plate that read ASSMAN. I took a picture, but it’s on my unsmart phone.

Hubby sucks too.

Squad. What the fuck is happening!? You sound sane and not like a bitter asshole to me!

The only modern word I detest more than selfie is bestie. It just irritates the hell out of me.

I can do better. I have selfies printed from film from 1994. But I’m not posting them here. I guess I lose.

That’s what’s so great about Target! Unless the one you live by “upgraded” to have Starbucks and took out the food counter.

Hit up a drugstore.

Nice ;)