She is so hilarious. As Janet, as Bad Janet, as Bad Janet pretending to be Janet and failing, as Janet pretending to be Bad Janet and failing.

... if a seat on the court opens up in Donald Trump’s final year...

“what a perfect, quiet little angel!”

This isn’t about school uniforms — if it were, they could replace the skirt with trousers. This is a reason to smash the patriarchy and eradicate rape culture. The value of school uniforms can be debated. The value of patriarchy and rape culture can’t.

I’m disappointed in myself for not seeing where that was headed before it got there.

Just said something similar before reading this. He’s already failed in independence, so who the fuck cares if he was “cleared” after his time in Cleveland? He obviously wasn’t shit to begin with, so why do you want him?

“He was cleared of any and all wrongdoing,” Flanagan said of Loehmann. “He was never charged. It’s over and done with.”

Hell, next thing you know we’ll see a SCOTUS nominee openly condemn the Democrats while embracing Republicans during his confirmation hearings!

I love that The Root and a couple other outlets follow up on these officers because I remember Tamir Rice, Mike Brown etc but over time I forget the individual cops who killed them and other people probably do too and it allows them to slide into other communities undetected. One of these animal cops could end up being…

I love telling those guys that their positions on atheism are just as dogmatic as any organized religion. It’s fun to watch their heads explode.

Well, see, corporations are people...but not when crimes have been committed!

Extortion thy name is collections.

Yeah. Whilst I wouldn’t say Orbach was the villain in DD, I identified with him so hard last time I watched that film. If I’m ever in the Catskills and the 35 year old dance teacher starts trying to fuck my 17yo daughter, I’ll feel pretty OK about raising it with management.

My first ever date was a movie date. I never ever want to see a movie as a first date ever again. It really is just a bad idea.

Lady, you did the world a great favor by breaking his flight of fantasy! I love that it was just a little bit 😂 just the tip, right?

Oh god my ex tried that waxed bare stuff... so I threatened to break up with him (with full intention of following through if he didn’t shape up). After asking, incredulously, “are you SERIOUS? you would really break up with me FOR THAT?” and me replying that yes, it was indeed a dealbreaker, he got over his issues in…

My first date with my husband was two 40s in my bedroom and then hooray for free condoms! THIS WAS A PLANNED DATE.

This guy took me to the restaurant his family owned. I guess he thought he’d impress me by being a total dick to the wait staff. Snapping his fingers, berating them. At one point he wanted them to line up so he could inspect them. I wanted to crawl under the table. It was obvious they hated him. He didn’t tip.

I’ve seen it multiple times and I still can’t sympathize with Cap in Civil War. “Just trust us, we’re good and always will be” is a bullshit argument even if it wasn’t a world where we know mind control is possible.

Happened recently in Incredibles 2 for me and anytime someone tries to regulate superpower. Evelyn Deavor is 100% correct in wanting some sort of regulation of incredibly dangerous people, of wanting some sort of recompense and resort for “normal” people when those with powers have an outsized effect on the world.…