I almost snorted snot all over my desk 

Bella Thorne just showing up at her recent ex’s house and rummaging through stuff while people follow her around yelling at her to leave is the most cliche immature breakup behavior.

I like EGOT being used as a title, an accomplishment that amazing needs no qulifier. John Legend is an EGOT

hahahahaha!! The matzah represents the body of Christ! hahahahaah

“Donald Trump was being framed, he fought back. That is not Obstruction.” 

Well if her teeth are just popping out of your head it’s probably not her first emergency visit to that dentist.

That is true, when you’re still attracted to teenage boys body hair isn’t so great.

Thank you for pointing out the difference between sympathy and empathy.

I’m sure you’ve never sped, or crossed a street not in a crosswalk (jaywalked), or stood outside of a business doing nothing (loitered), or been still drunk when you left a bar (public intoxication) etc. Sometimes it’s not a big deal when the rules get broken, and people given the power to enforce the rules abuse that…

How disheartening.

I always hated shaved chests because of the stubble.

I don’t understand women that don’t like chest hair. It is so sexy and manly.

The challenge started with someone describing the central purpose of their job. Is this what corrections officers think their job is?

The swaddle is crucial! But mostly it’d be great if at least one parent didn’t have to work until the baby could roll over and then there wouldn’t be as much of an issue with sleep deprivation.

Good reading comprehension brah.

Actually by my reasoning there would be no problem as long as no one else was around to collide with the driver running the sign. But seeing as one can’t see around corners until approach stopping is necessitated. Is there a rampant problem of non-students entering college campuses and killing students? I think not.…

Why did General Booty have to go up against Jizyah Shorts so early. That is a great name that deserved a longer run.

I’m not forgetting, but employers can’t make money without their employees which is why they pay the fees. Rich people aren’t paying the 7.65% match out of their own pocket. They’re definitely paying more in property tax but those funds go to local governments and rich people make sure that funnels back to their own…

I was saying it’s the democratic candidates’ faults not the people who criticize them.

The flaws in democratic candidates are each similar to flaws that Trump has, except that his are a level 10 and theirs are at most a 7 or 8. If democrats let Trump use progressive talking points to call them unqualified and don’t bring receipts to fight back then that is their own damn fault.