Warren doesn’t give me granny vibes when she does that stuff. She reminds me of all my aunties that are extra moms for me. She’s kinda corny and a little out of touch with regular life for young people, but she tries and it’s endearing.

So they know it’s sexual they just didn’t see the vulva?

I get not using rubbers in a committed relationship when you’ve both been tested, but no birth control?! You’re just like ‘sure I’m open to the possibility.’

$50 for a group VIP tent, that’s a freaking steal! Even Mpls’ crap club scene makes you buy a $150 bottle of Ciroc to sit at a small booth right next to the dance floor.

https://local.theonion.com/grandma-s-metoo-stories-fucking-horrifying-1832121994

I saw this on snapchat and totally thought it was a tongue-in-cheek video. The way he gently tucks the cheese/meat into the slit, and the zoom in on the white sauce dribbling over...come on now! 

I like this whole define him before he defines himself tactic though. So where’s the tea?? Let’s get to spilling!

a 6 pack a month for life would do it for me, although I’d want just the harp and idk if that counts.

Levy fines so high that it’s cheaper for the business owners to lobby for better immigration laws than to hire people without work authorization.

Not to be mean but the article said old people and this comment gave no adjectives to her age, just that she was at least 60. I think you might be a bit defensive about that elderly term. It’s ok to say you’re closer to the end of your life than other people even while you’re still feeling great and involved in the…

I’m not opposed but I definitely find it unnecessary. I prefer a nice runny egg as the center of a good sandwich, it doesn’t need to be combined with any other greasy ingredients, except mayonnaise yummmm.

I like Paisley Boney IV just for the multi-generational commitment to such a ridiculous name. What did Paisley Boney  the first do to deserve such reverance?

Amber Rose and her dude have been dating since October and are far enough along in their pregnancy to know the gender. That puts them at approximately 3 months when they were having completely unprotected sex and I just can’t relate.

The middle of your life surrounds the halfway point. If 120 were a possible age to live to then maybe 60 could be middle aged but a senior discount starting at 55 doesn’t seem unreasonable to me.

I haven’t been reading all your updates. What’s stopping them from having another public vote? Does it seem like that’s what the people want as of late?

So the wall is just a bunch of ropes hung from 2 poles, one on the gulf and one on the pacific and some people have pulled loops in them and are walking through. We gotta tighten our border ropes!

That sounds more satisfying than any video of cutting things in half could ever be.

You are indeed Justin Bieber

Tell your wife you love her and you want to stay married to her but you also think you’d both be better off if you both took these to heart.

When we look at who are actually the victims of right wing policies it’s often people in red states. People whose lives are hard know that it’s hard but they’re bathed in propaganda and don’t even know why those bad things are happening. So while Sanders’ campaign is thinking about trying to convince people to vote…