Hey, I’m from MN and I’ve been to WI more times than I can count. I reserve the right to take shots at Sconnies.

I feel like they would’ve been more convincing as drug dealers if they weren’t wearing such obvious costumes. They do realize that all kinds of people sell drugs right? Also the people of that city were clearly either very high or very desperate.

why would you take a picture of it all dead?!?!

I loved dating in the midwest, y’all should really try it. Whatever type of relationship you’re looking for you just have to say and you can find it.

Similar to this in that it’s encyclopedic, but different in that it’s more modern and accepting the idea of non-traditional relationships, is The Guide to Getting it on. As a teenager I tore through it every chance I got and credit that and Dan Savage with my willingness to explore.

correcting to say he is only saving himself for the right person (aka, he’s ready to bone ASAP)

I hate when you’re dying laughing and then the person you love is just like whatever, all stone-faced.

I really appreciated Omar’s clarification of her points. No need to step down, she represents the viewpoints of her district well.

There’s no reason that job would necessitate overtime. How long are practices??

Your last link is wrong

I knew someone who was relocating them and then saw a news story about the neighborhood he’d been relocating them to having a lot of trouble from their squirrels. He started killing them after that.

The thing is that serving as a volunteer assistant, then being responsible for filming practices and reviewing tapes would actually be a great way to learn how to be an effective coach. It’s just bogus that those kinds of positions are given to the children of coaches rather than someone who has a passion for the game…

I’m definitely the type to get wrapped up in a conversation and stay at a restaurant for a long time on dates, but I would never be offended if the server came and said that people were waiting and it needed to be turned over. If the conversation is that lovely it will easily transfer to a walk or another bar. 

Reminds me a lot of Mitt Romney’s bullcrap op-ed where he said that he likes all of Trump’s policies but doesn’t like the way he talks to people. They’re all in favor of hurting, some would just rather it only be done through the bureaucracy. 

A flask that says ex-boyfriend tears on it? I would buy that anytime of the year!

I’ve read that one should not just get rid of ones car to get an electric if you care about the environment. So, here’s hoping that these charging issues will be resolved when my benz is paid off.

Also, his poo. “How do you feel knowing that your coworker put their poo all over your shared office supplies?” 

I love the retweet of someone misspelling the topic they’re discussing. 

OMG, I used to be a PCA for a woman who had had Polio as a child and it’d left her a quadriplegic. One of her other PCAs was an anti-vaxxer and I just could never understand the willful ignorance of that.

What a shame that such a good thing came of public-private partnership, just makes it a target for everyone.