Ah yes, because we all know that centrist analysts are looking to Splinter to gauge the political waters.

I guess Paul Ryan got out while the getting was good.

If the barrage of British 21 Savage memes over the last few days are to be considered, the grounds for his arrest has successfully distracted from ICE’s act of detainment and potential deportation.

True, but when you have sex with a porn actress you know that you’re not the only person they’re having sex with thus the choice to not use protection is a sign of his mindset. Also, this is the only time we have proof that he didn’t use protection during sex outside of his marriage.

Woah, I haven’t read all that. That sounds super weird and sketch.

Good job missing the point.

If I tell them that I’m alone because my husband has to work out of state do I get 2 for being extra lonely or 0 because I’m not actually single?

In response to your friend. That was not a shot of NYC, that was a shot of the Statue of Liberty, a common symbol for liberty in America.

Uh yeah duh, everyone knows that weekends are the entry level position at GMG.

Isn’t KUWTK about 4 months behind reality? Kylie’s wedding would be a pretty dope surprise episode.

The only thing he’s been more productive on is appointing judges and that doesn’t take any more time than another president because he just appoints members of the Federalist Society in order of seniority.

He spends every weekend at Mar a Lago. We all know he has a private tanning bed in his private suite there. And anyone who has used tanning beds knows that once a week is plenty to get a nice dark tan.

It would be on-brand for Kylie, considering the whole secret pregnancy and then baby reveal.

The jokes about 21 Savage that are funny are that it’s bizarre that he’s British, not that he got arrested. Obviously it’s horrible that ICE detains just about anyone, especially someone brought here as a child who never could’ve done the paperwork to renew their visa at 13 years old.

This looks so fucking gross. But I have to say that for people who bake, having a bottle of corn syrup around isn’t insane. We just don’t use it for this purpose. 

Isn’t Bud Light consistently rated the best (nationally available) light beer?

Can you imagine how insane everything would be if we had a single day where all private insurance was going to be outlawed and nationwide public insurance was going to take over? Everyone in private insurance would start looking for a new job as soon as it was announced, leading to understaffing at insurance companies…

We don’t deserve her.

The reason that democrats step out willing to compromise is because they’re intelligent and empathetic, they see all the possible impacts on everyone. Republicans are able to steamroll everyone because they don’t care.