I just had so much fun watching all those jump scares.

How does he even have a voice? He should be screaming at people at least every 15 minutes for speaking another language if he’s walking around NYC.

Yeah, he was super boring.

I didn’t realize how sad Post Malone was until I saw him live and instantaneously stopped liking his music.

You didn’t actually link to the meme girl from Will’s wedding

Sounds like Idaho needs to work on getting out the native American vote.

You’re missing out on not having the double Scandinavian name.

My fourth grade teacher was Ms. Nordsletten-Soderstrom. Fucking fantastic name.

You’re right, even worse than I expected.

In a pinch, I highly recommend walking like a very dainty woman with small steps so that your thighs stay stuck together rather than rub across each other.

My mom has been a pianist since she could form long-term memories. The only music she’ll truly enjoy listening to is people who have talent beyond her own. She can never have music as background noise because she can’t help but critique it.

What would the response have been had she said it was morally wrong but still necessary?

Ignoring crying children is my favorite, although the kids in my life now know that I laugh at them so I do have to be all the way silent or they start crying harder.

That is exactly what I wanted those Yale security guards to do! Look at these good apples doing their part to not be poisoned by their coworkers.

In many latin american countries everyone has 2 last names, their father’s first last name followed by their mother’s first last name. Also, people with names like that tend to not change their name when they get married. It ends up being patriarchal in the second generation but doesn’t force women to change their…

The busing people in is crazy. But yeah rent being sky high is the whole entire issue and why the city needs to either build affordable housing or put rent controls in place.

Hey! 7th place isn’t bad! They’re also punching above their weight since they’re 13th for population.

Ouch, Seattle is the 18th largest by population but then 3rd for homelessness, clearly there’s a problem that needs some serious addressing.

So if this is a good compromise then Amazon should probably stop complaining. It’s not like they raised housing prices on purpose but they did indirectly and they are doing well because they brought those people into the city. The city has to take care of itself as a whole and if no one who works low wage jobs can…

That kinda makes it even worse to be third, cause with those being 1 and 2 Chicago should be 3