Fruit had nothing to do with it.

I just wish my friend in grade school who was Mormon and died of leukemia at 9-and-a-half had made better choices. Smh.

Wasn’t Steve Jobs pretty wealthy? Didn’t he die of cancer? Seems to negate the old geezers argument.

Or, you know, get old.

You can live a healthy life and still get cancer. Or MS or ALS, or several other diseases. Or, you know, get in a car accident.

Oh, as opposed to all the non-ridiculous aspects of religion.

“Would the Church of England permit a man dressed up as a baked bean to process behind a Heinz tin of the things, and sanctify the mummery with a facade of thanksgiving?”

I love how our “toughest” president in history is such a wimp than he can’t even stand a correspondents dinner.

I would really like a _My Super Sweet 16: Where are they now?_ with all the original spoiled brats.

so thankful i came of age before instagram and promposals.

IT’S A-ME! INAVKA!

Yep! I think the composting toilet thing is hilarious. It’s a litter box. For people. I also read a review that said you have to make sure you have finely ground sawdust because the coarser stuff will not keep down the smell. Imagine your whole house smelling like your litter box.

You are so right with that observation! I don’t understand the people that think they’re these super hunky guys??

Jared Kushner does not like any kind of sex. If it must be undertaken, many square yards of latex are used, by both parties.

I feel like 90% of shows on hgtv exist to watch when you’re too hungover to pay attention or find the remote.

/dead

That’s not what “seal the deal” means, HGTV.

You are paid less as a similar American worker but YOU ARE STILL FREAKING PAID BY INDIA/PHILLIPINES STANDARDS.

It might depend on the field. I am a chemist, and we have a hell of a time trying to find American chemists with advanced degrees. It is easier for us to hire American citizens, but they are very hard to find. Universities from other countries tend to give people in degrees with relevant areas of research. American…

85k visas granted.....Do you realize how small a blip that is? In December of 2016 we added 156k jobs alone after a record 75 straight months of job growth. You’re telling me that 85k visas A YEAR are taking ALL the jobs?