I just...I really like your screen name.

Much, much moreso. And everyone assumed it wouldn’t last and he would cheat on her like crazy. The only differences are no one made weird jokes about her being better than him and uninterested in Hollywood life, and she kept her own name.

10/10 trolling, would laugh again

Teenage boys in trench coats have lost some cachet the last 18 years or so.

For some weird reason every time I hear name Tony Robbins, this comes to mind

How has #45 only been in office for two months? It feels like decades. I’m not the first person to say this, but my God, it bears repeating. He exhausts a country like a something exhausts a something (insert your own metaphor. Too tired from resisting.)

WOULD READ EVERY TIME

This is brutal.

Changing political parties is not like changing jackets, just because the weather’s better on our side of the street,” said Vandeveer.

Willful blindness because it wasn’t targeted towards her community. Fuck that

Awesome. I think the Democratic Party has room for many people who are currently Republicans. I’m not saying we should welcome everyone; Steve Bannon should never be welcome. But she seems like a good person to pick up.

To give his Tops something to look at.

Sweet prison tat, Roger. It’s rare that people get them before they go in

Time to circle the wagons around the leader of the free world: Angela Merkel

Fingers crossed? I’d love to be able to stop sad drinking and start happy drinking.

I’ve learned to temper my excitement over the potential outcomes of something like this. I remember in summer of 2015 thinking “he’ll be done after Iowa” and after the tapes leaked I thought that would be his downfall. I will patiently wait and see and hope for the best.

If this investigation doesn’t lead to trump being impeached, the little faith I have in our democracy will be completely dead.

Okay GOP -

I would get the popcorn out, but after so many ‘yes this is the one’ when it comes to 45, i just cant bring myself to get it.