The title of that first complaint is, simply, “Islam,” which is a good indication of the kind of person registering the complaint. But coincidentally, “Pittsburgh” is an anagram for “dipshits live here.” Which, as they’ve told me repeatedly over the past 12 years, the FCC can’t do anything about, really.

Letting your kids watch a blood sport where they witness grown men do indescribable damage to each other: Fun family activity!

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

I also love that after considering the Kellyanne-Elle hybrid for the Supreme Court or as president, she suggested that she could be in prison.

An actual shade ruling.

Chlamydia

You guys are just loving this, aren’t you.

bwwwaahhhhaa, the comments in this thread are the best

baked ghost carcass!? WIN! Like what they eat at Nearly Headless Nicks death day party

LMAO

Goddamnit, you beat me to this.

Can I change my guess to baked french toast after seeing the breakfast is ready tag?

I’ll have the brown.

Baked ghost carcasses.

I cannot stop laughing at this.

Very new cheese or very old meat?

It’s penicillin.

It looks like something pro-lifers would use to protest Planned Parenthood.

Even Google image search is perplexed...

It looks like a mistake.