Texas is what happens when you shut down PP. Kansas is what happens when you cut taxes for the rich. Wisconsin is what happens when you cut education. The Great Lakes and Flint, MI are what to expect when you kill the EPA.

Why do we continue to act surprised that our government clearly doesn’t have our best interests…

Yaaaas!

Truly. I work with families and newborns and there is nothing more devastating and hard to reconcile as the loss of life before it really starts. Those parents never, ever get over it.

I never knew that they had a child that died; no one should have to go through that loss.

He strikes me as a guy who’d tear up looking at the morning dew.

John Goodman is a lot more flexible than I’d expected he’d be.

I had a crush on Dan Conner in middle school and high school but I never told any of my friends because I thought they would make fun of me. Screw those snobby little bitches...I have fantastic taste.

Love the idea of it being Jared.

The worst thing about this is everyone knows it is totally made up. The President, our head of state, commander-in-chief, keeper of the nuclear codes, just makes shit up when he wants to. Which was fine when he was just a hack reality tv show host, but now that he is President everyone has to act like he means what he…

The proof is: he’s too good for us.

Conway gets more breaks from the public eye to recover.

They stand up for less, why not this? The SXSW organizers and all the other summer festivals should also be kicking up a fuss about this. This could cost them money. How many bands/entertainers are going to have to double check their papers (and those of their crew), before accepting gigs and travelling to the US in…

Don’t let his looks deceive you: he is quite healthy for a North-American reptile-brained, hate-yam. Such a color is common to all species of gummivore. If anything, blame his lackluster people-suit.

Half of Trump’s cabinet look like a third act twist in a zombie holdout movie.

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I’m still waiting for proof Obama isn’t American.

Stop the show in solidarity. The attendees will certainly raise a stink.

Why not both? I’m not giving anyone the benefit of the doubt these days.

I hope the short-term ratings boost was worth it, Rachel =\

Wouldn’t it be controversial for you to deny that or to denounce that in the strongest possible terms? It’s pretty controversial, don’t you think?