I finally understand them as a couple now

You didn’t get the updated Excel sheet?

It’s not so much ‘hate’ as ‘derision’. He’s a fine actor, but just so darned thirsty.

It’s pretty bad when it’s a toss up between Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon as to who is more batshit crazy.

“Attorney General Jeff Sessions, a Christmas elf banned from the North Pole for his virulent racism”

No YOU’RE laughing tea through your nose.

That would make me want to vote for him more

I don’t want them dead. I want them destitute. I want them foraging in the woods with pointy sticks. I don’t know how this would happen but I REALLY want it to.

I really wish he would run for something.

Chance honestly astounds me with his deep devotion to and love for his hometown. Most people in his spot would be living in a mansion in Beverly Hills (*cough* Kanye *cough*), but Chance sticks around and makes a difference. Plus, he makes FIRE music.

Good for him. However, there should have never been a need for him to do this in the first place.

Gold Star father Khizr Khan, a vocal Trump critic, was reportedly told that his traveling privileges are “under review.” [Politico]

“Planned Parenthood, offering abortions to Trump mistresses for over 40 years”

I am defunding the federal government by withholding my income taxes until Trump stops using it for his weekly weekend vacations and golfing trips.

So glad the health and welfare of literally millions of women is a fucking political game to you, Donny.

thank you for using the term ‘anti choice’ instead of pro life. Anti choice is more reflective of the actual stance.

These people are just trying to sneak through Immigration.

I’m especially taken with how he finishes that sentence: “...worked even longer, even harder for LESS.”

“Ben, go wander that way. Stop at the microphones and talk.”